Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize