I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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