He is an equal opportunity slut.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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