return my video game
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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