the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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