porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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