we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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