so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
