woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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