I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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