I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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