We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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