did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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