Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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