vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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