i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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