Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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