4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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