He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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