So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
barbara walters just said penis...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am mentally ready for anal.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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