spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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