ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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