Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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