I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Randomize
