Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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