I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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