how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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