dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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