sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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