is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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