Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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