just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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