Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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