I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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