How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He has the fingertips of a God
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