Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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