you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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