We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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