i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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