end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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