Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
