Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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