On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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