check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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