Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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