at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You were trust falling into bushes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
