When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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