yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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