I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Randomize
