He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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