Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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