You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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